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Hello, hello, hello.

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Previously on
Drag Race España...

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This week's Maxi Challenge,

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is the premiere of the Rusical
"Eternas."

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La Niña Delantro.

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I feel like today in your look
and in the challenge

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you needed to take more risks.

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Chloe Vittu.

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Your acting is missing some
control
over all that craziness,

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in the same way you manage
to do it with your looks,

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Vampirashian.

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You have enormous versatility,

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you're always serving the
character
you want to show us.

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And that's the spirit of Drag
Race.

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Condragulations, you are the
winner
of this week's challenge.

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Oh my god.

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La Niña Delantro.
Shantay, you stay.

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Thank you!

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Chloe Vittu.
I'm very sorry,

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because today our hands are
tied.

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Shantay, you stay.

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Bravo!

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Double shantay,
double shantay!

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Oh my god, amazing.

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First double shantay of the
season starring the dolls.

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Wow.

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The dolls are staying!
-Yas!

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I wanted Chloe to stay,
but this is too much,

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some girls need to sashay away.
Damn, girl.

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When they told me I was staying,

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it was like: "I'm so happy to be
here
one more week,"

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but again, like every week

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I have to say goodbye to
someone.

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And that it had to be
my friend Chloe...

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And suddenly, when they said
you were staying...

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How was that moment?

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I'm so happy.

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Thank you Supremme, the Javis,
Ana Locking, a thousand times
over.

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And to you too, Melody.
I love you.

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Hey, let's hear it for Vampi!

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Amazing.
-The winner!

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Thanks to Sara.
-You really deserve it.

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We know you're a superfan of
Sara and what better tribute?

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Super Sara.
-Totally, girl.

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I let her shine,

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so she should give me a piece of
the prize.

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But she's the patron saint of
cheapskates,

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she won't give up a cent.

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I want to get all of this off,

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my feet are killing me.

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Today I thought Chloe and I
wouldn't
be able to continue the tradition,

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but thanks to the stars,
we can do it...

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This is tradition.
-Bitch, give a girl a heads-up!

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But, girl...

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At this point,
I don't know who I see as a
rival,

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because we're all very even,
almost all of us have a win.

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If anyone wants to buy
my sweaty thong,

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I'll sell it for the modest
price of 2,500 euros.

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For the price shown on the
screen.

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I don't know what could happen.

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The winner of
Drag Race España

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will receive a year's supply of
NYX Professional Makeup,

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a crown and scepter,
and 30,000 euros.

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Today our judges are

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Ana Locking,

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Javier Calvo,

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and Javier Ambrossi.

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With extra special guest judge,
Eduardo Navarrete.

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It's a new day
in the Werk Room!

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I've never been so happy
to walk into this Werk Room.

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I'm not going anywhere girl,
I'll cling on however I can.

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Week seven with seven queens
left.
-Just like Snow White.

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Why are there still seven
queens?
-We're like seven massive dwarfs.

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Since two stayed,
we've lost a week... well...

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Here we are, another day,
no one sashayed away.

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I just hope there isn't
a double elimination this week.

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Hold on to your panties, girl!

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Let's see what the hell Miss
Supremme
has in store for us today...

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She's about to tell us.

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Hello, hello, hello!

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-Wow, handsome!
-What a cool look.

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Queens, we have a wonderful day
ahead...

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because it's Le Cocó's birthday.
-Yay!

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Thank you.

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I hope that her birthday
doesn't distract you

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and that none of you have
forgotten

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that the winner of
Drag Race Spain

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will receive a year's supply of
NYX Professional Makeup.

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A crown and scepter,

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and 30,000 euros.

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These days

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one has to know
what their brand is,

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although sometimes things get
complicated with all the
branding,

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briefing, meeting,
squirting, fisting...

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Oh!
-Yas.

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I don't know if it's branding
or just pure cuteness,

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but in this week's Mini
Challenge
we have the...

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Drag Puppet Show!

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Yay, I love it!

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Because who doesn't like...?

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Fisting!

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The drag puppet
challenge scares me a bit,

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I always watch it at home and
thought:
"Wow, that looks difficult."

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Angelita la Perversa,
put your hand in the hole.

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I don't know how to do this.

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Oh.

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Who is it?
-La Niña Delantro.

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Oh, I love it.

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We're off to a good start.

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Here comes the drama.

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It's Vampirashian!
-Vampirashian!

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Tada!
-It's me!

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Mariana Stars, yes.
-It's me!

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It's missing teeth.

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Make me pretty, Megui.
I see how you do your makeup,

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and I'm scared.

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Le Cocó.

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Is it me?

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It's Chloe.

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Le Cocó!

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Let's see. Oh, oh, oh.

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Look at the face!
-It's Angelita, right?

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-No.
-It's Megui, right?

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-It's me, right?
-It's you, always naked.

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She has a very big mouth.
It's Angelita!

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Girl, I want that shirt!

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Maybe a hand up the butt

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is a way to bond,
you never know.

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You have ten minutes...
-Ten?

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To make these puppets
look divine and fabulous.

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Time starts...Now!

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With how easy it is to
see La Niña naked here

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and this is being so hard.

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Cocó, you look awful.

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Well, I have to try
new things sometime.

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Oh my God,
I'm so sorry, Angelita.

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I'm making a very ugly puppet,

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which also represents her.

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Three, two, one...

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Time's up!

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I still need to do her wig,
her makeup... Everything.

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I'm desperate,
I'm going to fail,

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I don't want a bad score.

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Let the show begin.

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How peaceful, right?
It's very quiet.

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I'm missing someone,
I don't know where they are.

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Hi, Angelita!

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I know how to do many things.

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I'm a good dancer, look.

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I'm recreating the mini-me
version of La Niña Delantro.

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She's loud,
only knows how to vogue...

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It's a very realistic puppet.

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I'm the queen of voguing.

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Go for it.

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Hi, girls, you're doing so
well...

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You're doing so well...

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Do you want to say something,
Angelita?

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No, I'm not going to talk today.

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Really, Angelita?
You don't want to say anything?

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Well, where's my camera?

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Well, now we have to
split into groups.

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No! I'm going to be in this
group

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and when you finish talking,
I'll go to this group.

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It's basically a clone of
Angelita.

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She just needs to do this:

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"Now it's my turn to speak."

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Good evening,
good evening everyone.

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I've gathered you here today

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because I'm the opening act
for a big star.

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The "Cho-le" one-woman show.

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Nobody cares about Chloe,
Cho-le is better.

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She has her boobs,
she has a trashy side,

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I put four blonde
mop strings on her head,

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which are like her wigs, really.

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Cho-le, tell me,

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what do you like
to do most on stage?

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-Embarrass myself.
-That sounds right.

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Great, Cho-le, darling.

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And why did you show us
your boobs with this entrance
look?

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It's the only thing I have to
offer,
that and my hair.

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Flights to Turkey are cheap now,

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you can buy hair and
fabric to cover your boobs.

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Bullshit.

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-Le Cocó, good morning.
-Go to hell!

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But it's your birthday.
Come on out.

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Come on,
everyone sing along.

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Happy birthday to you...

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Shut up already, jeeze.

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Oh my, well...

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Good thing I love you
just the way you are.

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I have a little gift for you.
-What is it?

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Some blush, my love.

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Blush is for nice girls, I'm
pretty.

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Yes, she's making me seem rude.
And that's not who I am at all.

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Girls, have you seen Mariana?
-No.

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Where's Mariana?
-Oh, it's the Rock, oh.

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Mariana, stop.

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You need to listen to me,
there are people here.

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The Rock, I love your hot bod.

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Megui starts saying
"cock," "cock."...

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And I'm like, "What cock?"

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The Rock, you're so hung.

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Turns out he was saying "The
Rock."

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I don't know, a little strange,
but it's making me laugh.

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Well, Mariana, I think
we should wrap up,

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but let me help you, this got
stuck here...

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A Botox needle,
you brought it with you.

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For a little touch-up, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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I would never wear that hair.
And that outfit? Please.

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I never go half naked.
But I must admit

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I do love feeling up a hunk.

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Oh, the Rock.

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Hi, how are you? Yes, there were
11 of us
and we weren't expecting anyone else,

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but then she arrived, Megwee.

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-My name is Megui.
-Oh, sorry.

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Megwee, can you tell us a little
about
this look you're wearing today?

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Well, the judges told me

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to show a bit more of my
essence.

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I think they meant my body
and my muscles.

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I'm going to perform
a slutty little couplet for
them.

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Hay una pulga rabiosa

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que ya me está molestando.

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I'm definitely a
very resourceful girl.

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You're a star, darling,
you're a star.

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Okay, but drop the schtick.

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It's just that you're a star,
darling, you're a star.

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Oh, my God,
I'm so exhausted for now.

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Maestro, hit it one last time,
I'm out of here.

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The winner of the Mini Challenge
is...

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-La Niña Delantro.
-Ah!

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Let's go girls!
Yas!

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Congratulations!
-Yay!

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Let's go!

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You won whatever puppet you
want.

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I want mine.

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I want mine, please.
-Girl...

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Here, you can have it.
-Yay!

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I'm cracking up.

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I mean, I just won by imitating
Angelita.

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This is television history.

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Wow!

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Listen up, because in
this week's Maxi Challenge

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you're going to become marketing
stars...

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Well, of infomercial marketing.

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Oh!

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Welcome to the...

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Homo Shopping Network

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Are you excited to see our
products?

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Yes.
-Please, please.

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The Relief Recliner.

252
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A reclining armchair
with integrated massage

253
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,520
and built-in toilet.

254
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,920
The Diva Mattress.

255
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:28,000
This mattress features memory
foam

256
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,240
and is made from light, fluffy
clouds,

257
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,520
and it hugs you
and whispers

258
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,200
hits from your favorite diva.

259
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,440
The Satisfryer.

260
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,920
Our scientists have
discovered a new G-spot

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00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,000
located in the palate.

262
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:46,960
Now a foodgasm
is just a bite away.

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00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,600
And, Niña Delantro, as the
winner of the Mini Challenge,

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you can choose a partner or
two teammates and your product.

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00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,520
Chloe.

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And... Angelita.

267
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,760
Wow. See you!

268
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,600
What is she doing?
She's gone completely crazy.

269
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,200
I don't understand this.

270
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,360
-Which product do you want?
-The product...

271
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The Satisfryer.

272
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:23,240
Alright, so this team of three
will do the Satisfryer.

273
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:26,720
I know that
Angelita, Chloe, and Niña

274
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,600
can make a wonderful team,

275
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:34,000
but if it doesn't go well,
it will be my pleasure

276
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to face Angelita in the lip
sync.

277
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,920
The rest of you can pair up as
you like.

278
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,720
Should we?
-Perfect.

279
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,120
Love it.
-All set?

280
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:46,360
And now La Niña Delantro will
assign the remaining products

281
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to each team.

282
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Alright, recliner and mattress.

283
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,040
Weird name the Relief Recliner.
-Just what we like, girl.

284
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,400
For this challenge,
you'll receive assistance and
tips

285
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,120
from the best improv
directors today,

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00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,520
our beloved Javis.

287
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,440
And you better do a good job,

288
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:09,480
because it's not easy to sell
anything to this week's

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00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,640
extra special guest judge,
Eduardo Navarrete.

290
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,480
Hello, I'm Eduardo Navarrete.

291
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,480
And between stitches,
I'm here to check out

292
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,400
the most iconic and
fabulous runway in our country.

293
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,160
I'm very excited.

294
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,240
Girls, good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

295
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,360
Goodbye.
-Goodbye.

296
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,640
I knew you'd like your puppet
in the end.

297
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,880
La Niña Delantro and I have
different points of view,

298
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,600
but I can work with anyone.

299
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,400
Anyway, let's put
our ideas down on paper

300
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,120
and see what comes out of this.

301
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,520
What did you think of the
moment when La Niña picked...?

302
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,960
That was a plot twist.

303
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,200
It was a huge plot twist.

304
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,160
Is this a strategy by
La Niña Delantro to...?

305
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,480
I don't know,
I don't know what she's doing.

306
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,760
I don't know why she chose
Angelita la Perversa.

307
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,960
Did I miss something?

308
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:12,000
I chose you two because I think
we can make a good team.

309
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,560
We have three
different personalities

310
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,560
and I trust your abilities a lot

311
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,640
and my own.

312
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,400
So, what do you have in
mind for the Satisfryer?

313
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,040
Well, it's complicated
because we got a product

314
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,040
that's like...
-Hey, I chose it.

315
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,600
I know, girl.
-It's the one I like the least.

316
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,800
Really?
-Yes.

317
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,120
But we're going to make it
fabulous, that's for sure.

318
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,280
I think La Niña chose Angelita

319
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,000
because her profile
is very different compared to
ours

320
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,960
and that contrast could be cool.

321
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:44,520
And if there's a quid pro quo,
we can make something out of it.

322
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,400
See that word I used?

323
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,520
What do you think if,
for example, we do...?

324
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,960
I really like the infomercials

325
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,000
where you're listening
to the audio dubbed in Spanish

326
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,280
over the other person
speaking in English.

327
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,240
So, there's one over the other.
-I want to do it in English.

328
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,440
I came up with the dubbing idea.
I've watched a lot of
infomercials

329
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,040
and I know where
the funny moments are.

330
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:08,880
And I think it would be very
funny to hear a hostess

331
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,920
speaking in English and
one speaking in Spanish.

332
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,360
We would have the hostess
who starts in English...

333
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,200
and another one who translates.
-Yes.

334
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,480
And I come out as an old lady
with a
little bag like this, with her hair...

335
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,120
Angry.
-Yes, angry.

336
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,800
-Like "I don't want that."

337
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,120
I'm not convinced,
I'm not convinced by this
product.

338
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,560
I came here to see Dr. Phil.

339
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,600
We have a lot of consensus,

340
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,840
everything's very well
organized,
very clear.

341
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,360
We're going to sell
that product for sure.

342
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:42,360
We can do it like I'll be
the super absurd presenter

343
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,640
and you as the super absurd
hostess,

344
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,480
but I think that you're more
absurd than I am.

345
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,680
And I think you're the best.
-Of course.

346
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,520
And I copy you and you're
absurd.

347
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,640
Exactly.

348
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,680
Being absurd is a success,
but you have to know how to do
it.

349
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,360
You have to be very smart
to know how to play dumb.

350
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,320
I used to get turned on
by infomercials.

351
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,360
Which one?

352
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,360
When the sports ads came on.

353
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,560
You're sick in the head.

354
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,360
Megui got turned on by
everything...

355
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,880
Even by "The Magic School Bus."
I don't understand her.

356
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,960
Hello.
-Hello.

357
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,560
Hi!
-How are you?

358
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,640
What's up?

359
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,400
It's so cool that the Javis are
here.

360
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,600
I really wanted to work with
them.

361
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,480
And if they suddenly make an
infomercial

362
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,840
and want me to be the hostess
like Vanna White,

363
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,360
I'm definitely here for it.

364
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,760
We're here to tell you all

365
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,520
some things we think
might help you.

366
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,200
The difficult part of this
challenge

367
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,920
is that you have to flesh out
your characters very well.

368
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:43,520
I mean infomercials
and home shopping,

369
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,080
which I did, by the way,
it was my first job.

370
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,240
-Yes?
-Of course.

371
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,480
My first job,
which paid me 500 euros,

372
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,080
was advertising an HP computer.

373
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,440
It was like a family,
and I was the kid using it.

374
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,960
Yes, it was something like:

375
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,600
"It has this many gigabytes,"
etc.

376
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,840
There are a lot of parts in
an infomercial,

377
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,080
we have when the hosts,

378
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,040
who present the product,
but we also have testimonials

379
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,240
from people who tried the
product.

380
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,800
We have the before and after.

381
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,920
And after the characters,
we have the structure.

382
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,640
First, I present some,
then my partner presents,

383
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,720
then together we do something.
For me, that's what always
works.

384
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,080
And besides the character,
and the structure,

385
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,760
it also always helps to have
conflict,

386
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,240
like one wanting to talk more
than the other, like us two.

387
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,600
Yeah, but you never shut up.

388
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,920
It's amazing to be with them
and have them as directors,

389
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,160
but on the other hand,

390
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,360
it scares the shit out of me,

391
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:45,120
because I respect them so much.

392
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,320
And that said, remember that
this

393
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:52,960
is an improv challenge
and we'll be there.

394
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,400
Anything can happen.

395
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,200
That means nothing is as it
seems.

396
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,000
I'm nervous.

397
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,760
And on that note...
-You're so mean.

398
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,560
We'll see you soon!
-Bye, kisses.

399
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,680
Kisses.

400
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,160
No surprises, please,
I'm a Capricorn.

401
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,920
You can't change my plans,
please, don't.

402
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,720
Hello.
-Hello.

403
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,120
Hello, beauties.
I'm not Pink Chadora.

404
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,240
We've decided to play
two slutty divorcées

405
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,720
who are rediscovering the world
and the pleasures of life...

406
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,640
And drugs.

407
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:33,680
Action!

408
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,600
We are... Slutashian.

409
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,240
And Mariana Fucks.

410
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:43,280
Tired of not having
memorable nights?

411
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,480
I'm having a great time.

412
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,560
And I've discovered that
after so much practice

413
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,560
I'm really good at playing
drunk.

414
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,240
Cut!

415
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,400
Everything is incredible,
but when you get to

416
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,440
the part with "tired of
whatever,"
try delivering it differently.

417
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,000
What makes it funny is that they
think we see them as sober

418
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,560
and very happy,
but they're drunk.

419
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,240
I think that's where the
contrast is.

420
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,360
The Javis are wonderful, really.

421
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:20,160
They're kind, they support you,
they help you, and they're so
handsome.

422
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,560
Are you tired...?

423
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,560
Of not sleeping well.

424
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,960
Are you bored...
-Of not sleeping well.

425
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,440
No, silly.

426
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,720
Now the Mónica Naranjo
song kicks off.

427
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,680
When she points, it means
the Mónica Naranjo song plays.

428
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,640
And you have to listen to it.
The Mónica Naranjo song, bam.

429
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,280
I'm getting in my head a little.

430
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,280
I came in calm,

431
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:47,600
but the situation is
overwhelming me a bit.

432
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,800
Three, two, one.

433
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,400
Are you tired?

434
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,440
She still doesn't get
that the mattress sings to you.

435
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,480
The problem is that I'm focusing

436
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,720
on being a drunk mess

437
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,840
and I'm only paying attention
to the drink and the alcohol.

438
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:11,280
I'm going to try to focus and
start over,

439
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,760
but I'm feeling lost,
I'm lost.

440
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,320
I would do a bit
where you're very drunk

441
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,360
and you keep pulling things out,
you're pulling things out
forever.

442
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,200
You should be back from
the afterparty with drinks in
hand...

443
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,920
Let's see if it works, okay?
-Grab the drinks, darling.

444
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,040
Let's see how it goes.
-And now your energy is very
low.

445
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,640
I feel like a famous actress

446
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:38,360
and I'm doing everything
the Javi daddies say.

447
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,320
They say: "Stand like this"
and I stand like this.

448
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,160
"Stand over there," I stand
over there. This is going...

449
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,920
The show ends with you two

450
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,200
revealing what's inside that
box.

451
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,040
You're going to tell the TV
audience
that if they call now,

452
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,040
they'll receive a gift
that's inside that box.

453
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,480
And you have to explain what it
is.
-In a single take.

454
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,040
Without seeing it?
-This is an improv challenge.

455
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,280
I was hoping to avoid this
moment.

456
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,320
Action!

457
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,520
And I'm a little scared
because it's improv.

458
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:14,680
Nothing is prepared,
and you jump right in the deep
end.

459
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,440
Tell us who you are.

460
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:21,680
We're two show presenters.

461
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,200
This is the American girl,
and this is the Spanish girl.

462
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,960
And I'm Ataulfa,
from Navarrete del Condado.

463
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,080
My character is a lady

464
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:33,120
whose daughter tricked her
into going on set

465
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,840
to surprise her.

466
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,760
She's actually there
for a product demonstration

467
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,360
she doesn't know anything about.

468
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,000
How is this sketch going to
start?

469
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,880
I start by presenting the
product in my native language,

470
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,160
which is English.

471
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,680
And I'm translating it
without much enthusiasm.

472
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,800
Since I'm off camera at that
moment,

473
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,280
I don't really care.
-Perfect.

474
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,840
Let's do that part first.

475
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,000
I'm super excited,

476
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,880
because having the Javis direct
you,

477
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,600
with all their success,
is a gift.

478
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,560
Action!

479
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:08,040
Welcome once again to the
Homo Shopping Network.

480
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:12,400
Our scientists
have discovered a new G-spot

481
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,800
in the palate.

482
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,080
Okay, very good. Cut!
-It's very good.

483
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,400
I think that's enough.
What happens next?

484
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,440
Now we introduce her.
-And then we cut.

485
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,000
Alright.
-Action!

486
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,000
Welcome.
-How beautiful.

487
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,480
Welcome, Miss Ataulfa.
-From Gibraltar, right?

488
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,920
We're going to do a
demonstration, okay darling?

489
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,440
You start cutting the chicken.
-Wait a moment.

490
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,880
Cut! Give her a moment, you
know?

491
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:42,000
She arrives like: "Hi, how
are you? Can I say hi to
someone?"

492
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,960
Order. You're not giving
me a chance to speak.

493
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,560
And you're focusing on a
fight between the two of you

494
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,640
to see who is sexier,
to see who can steal more camera
time.

495
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,720
Girls, we have a script.

496
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,320
Where does this part end?

497
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,440
It goes right up to the line
where she grabs me and says...

498
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,520
If you're tired of your
husband...
-The other one.

499
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,000
Fry up some sexual desire.

500
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,760
Okay. I think to add to this,

501
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:11,960
let's do a brief product
introduction, okay?

502
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,600
And then we'll introduce
Angelita.

503
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,040
The Javis are basically

504
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,880
structuring the whole
script for us, you know?

505
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,240
Because it lacks structure and
cuts.

506
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,960
And inserting this scene
here and that one there.

507
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,160
We had planned it as

508
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,040
a single three-minute take...

509
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,320
One of you has to do the
voiceover.

510
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,120
Do you miss having orgasms?

511
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,960
But you can't see us here.
-No, you're off camera.

512
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,040
We can each say a line.
-You can say whatever you want.

513
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,440
Okay.
-The Javis realized that

514
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,240
they had to take me out of the
scene

515
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,480
because I wasn't being given
space
and that's why they gave me

516
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,040
a moment to explain
who my character is.

517
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,680
You have one take
to explain to the audience,

518
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,000
looking at the camera,
that if they call now,

519
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,720
they'll win the product
that's inside the box.

520
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,960
The only thing I ask

521
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,880
is that it doesn't
jump out scare me,

522
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,360
because I get scared easily and
I won't be able to improvise

523
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,520
if something jumps out at me.

524
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,800
Tell us who you are.

525
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,280
I'm Pilar, I'm her boss.

526
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,760
I brought her in because she
wants to work,
she admires me a lot.

527
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,040
Are you happy?
-So much.

528
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,480
So mulch.
-So mulch.

529
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,840
I think if Megui and I do this
well,

530
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,600
it could be a good night.

531
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,720
Let's go.

532
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,880
Today, I'm here to present
something wonderful,

533
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:27,000
but first I have to introduce
someone who's not as wonderful.

534
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,880
But anyway, this is Fanny.

535
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,640
No, my name is Pilar, like you.
-Sure, Pilar.

536
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,760
Now she wants to be Pilar too,
she wants to be like me.

537
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,360
-Okay. Cut!
-Very good, phenomenal.

538
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,400
But now I'm missing something.
And it's why she here.

539
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,400
Why is she here today?

540
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,680
Because I have an organization
that sponsors people with
problems...

541
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,960
Exactly, there you go.
Let yourself go.

542
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,840
There she goes, I brought her
out.
-Some advice:

543
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,760
what you planned is very good,

544
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,640
but forget it a little,
forget what you planned,

545
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,800
what you had in mind.

546
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,080
I don't think Le Cocó,
has ever been absurd.

547
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,800
And absurdity spreads
quickly and easily.

548
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,240
And the girl is nailing it.

549
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,280
Now I'm going to explain
its different positions.

550
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,520
And I don't get that she's
talking about the recliner.

551
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,240
Okay.
-Three, two, one... Action!

552
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,000
Let's continue with the features
of this cute little recliner.

553
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Feature number three is
the various positions.

554
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,200
You can be vertical

555
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,400
and the vibrations,
vibrato, and massage

556
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,520
are concentrated on your spine.

557
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,320
And so it will give you more...

558
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,760
Pilar two, I'm talking about
the positions of the recliner...

559
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,440
not yours.
-Sorry.

560
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,640
Compose yourself,
you're on television.

561
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,720
And my audience deserves
respect.

562
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,080
I think the Javis were dying of
laughter

563
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:45,000
when they saw us in action
and I think it's very cool

564
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,760
to have this opportunity to
work with them hand in hand.

565
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,840
Let's do a scene
like in Paquita Salas,

566
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,000
where she says: "If I'd known,
I'd have left you in Nepal."

567
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,880
You're scolding her.

568
00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:00,880
I think it would work better
like:
"Pilar two, if I'd known..."

569
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,600
Quieter?
-Yes.

570
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,240
Pilar two.
-Angrier.

571
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,600
I can see the excitement
in the Javis' faces.

572
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,520
Should we try the scolding
off camera a couple of times,

573
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,760
to see if it works
better in different places?

574
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,280
They're giving us
cool ideas to improve on.

575
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,560
Because what we're feeling
on the inside isn't the same

576
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,440
as what they're
seeing from the outside.

577
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,120
This box comes as a gift

578
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,120
if you're one of the
first 30 callers.

579
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,320
Or the first caller,
whoever calls now.

580
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,520
As soon as you open it,

581
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,720
you have to talk about the
benefits
of the product inside the box.

582
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,120
And then end the show.

583
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,600
What's in that box?

584
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,440
I mean, that box was
put there by the Javis.

585
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,800
The Javis or the show.

586
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,080
It scares me a lot.

587
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,360
It could be a dildo
or a live animal,

588
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,120
I might die of disgust,
I don't know.

589
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,000
Heigh‐Ho, Heigh‐Ho,
it's off to drag we go.

590
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,280
It's a new day in the Werk Room,
and someone's getting
eliminated.

591
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,880
I'm sad for her,
because I know it won't be me.

592
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,920
How are you today after
the amazing day yesterday?

593
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:07,880
Good.
-Full of energy!

594
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:12,280
I think everyone was surprised
that I chose Angelita...

595
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,640
but it was...
-It was for me too, darling.

596
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,200
Right? But it was...
-Explain your strategy.

597
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,760
Call it strategy if you want.
-In the end...

598
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:24,360
We're in a competition
and it could be a strategy.

599
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,440
Of course.
-Of course.

600
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,440
And I knew that you could
shine in this challenge.

601
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,120
I'm looking Angelita in the face

602
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,880
and she doesn't look very
happy with the result.

603
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,760
I don't know what will happen.

604
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,560
Who hasn't had to lip sync yet?

605
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,240
They haven't lip synced yet...
-Then today it's a triple
lip-sync.

606
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,560
I'll tell you something.

607
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,360
You haven't had to lip sync?
One of you has the Queen.

608
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,440
Between the three of you...

609
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,200
-And she had the garlic.
-I had the garlic, girl.

610
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,400
It's true.

611
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,000
Let's see, by process of
elimination
there's only two people, Megui or me.

612
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,920
Either a queen
that won a lip-sync

613
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,560
didn't want to use it,

614
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,040
or one of the eliminated queens
took it home with them.

615
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,040
There's no other option.

616
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,920
Girls, do you feel like
getting back out there

617
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,120
and doing shows and balls
and dancing in different places?

618
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,880
Absolutely,
that's what I like most.

619
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,240
I really want to go back to
the places that are like home to
me

620
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,240
where I've ended up meeting
a lot of wonderful people

621
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,640
and made friends and sisters.

622
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,760
And I want to go back
there because I miss it.

623
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,560
Do you have any enemies?
-I don't.

624
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,800
I don't have enemies.
-Me neither.

625
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,200
Look, it's true that
the club scene

626
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,920
always has some bad vibes,

627
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,400
a lot of bosses
try to take advantage of you

628
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,440
and all that,
but you have to be aware

629
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,120
if you give them an inch
they'll take a mile.

630
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,600
Look, bad pay is just
part of our profession...

631
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,840
and our day to day.
-It's no secret.

632
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,440
They really take advantage
of the excitement in the moment,

633
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,720
that you're happy to be working,
to be in a club...

634
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,960
to be part of all that.
-Some places do, others don't.

635
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,440
They take advantage
of one's naïveté, like you said.

636
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,920
And I also have to say that
I don't think it's normal

637
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,320
that there are drag queens

638
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,160
who always work in the same
place

639
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,800
and aren't offered a contract.

640
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,520
The waiters have one,
why don't we?

641
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,920
When we're in heels,
death dropping and all that,

642
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,920
we could break a leg

643
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,640
and we're shit out of luck.

644
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,080
That's called a
labor inspection, darling.

645
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,960
And when they do one at your
venue

646
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,000
and you don't have the
drag queens under contract,

647
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,600
they'll shut that place down.

648
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,920
It's important to focus
on those at the top

649
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:25,080
and not go after
each other,

650
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,440
because in the end,
if we don't come together

651
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,840
and take care of one another,

652
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,080
we forget that
the real problem

653
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,720
is the person who creates
those working conditions for us.

654
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,720
That's not what's
keeping me up at night.

655
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,720
What kept me up last night

656
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,920
is today's critiques.

657
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,480
What worries you more,
being judged as a group or
individually?

658
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,680
Well, it depends, because
if someone in the group is
weaker,

659
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,480
the whole group goes down.

660
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,720
A few hours ago I was saying

661
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,840
that she was very comfortable
with us,

662
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,160
so I don't understand where
those comments are coming from.

663
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,960
I don't care if they judge us
as a group or individually,

664
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,880
because I think we did well

665
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,760
and we'll deserve the critiques,

666
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,520
whether they're good or bad.

667
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,680
Welcome to the main stage of
Drag Race España.

668
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,960
Javier Ambrossi.
-Hello, Supremme.

669
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,360
Good evening. How are you?
-Good. And you?

670
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,720
Eager for you to tell me

671
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,920
if you have any collectibles.

672
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,840
Yes, one that's very important
to me,

673
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,760
that always goes with me
and that I couldn't live
without...

674
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,000
my husband.
-Oh.

675
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,880
How beautiful!
-It's the truth.

676
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,360
Oh, how beautiful, I love it.

677
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,880
My dear friend,
Ana Locking.

678
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,480
Girlfriend.
-Good evening.

679
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,440
Have you ever bought
anything you saw on TV?

680
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,240
Well yes, of course,
a blanket with sleeves.

681
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,000
Because when you get home and
peel off your latex,

682
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,360
a blanket with sleeves
hits the spot, you know?

683
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,920
-Totally, totally.
-My dear Javier Calvo,

684
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,080
I'm sure you love
buying things you've seen on TV.

685
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,640
What have you bought?

686
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,360
I saw that HP ad
and I took the model home.

687
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,400
Really?
-Yes.

688
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,400
Oh.

689
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,680
The things you find out here,
girl.

690
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,080
This show always has new tea.

691
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,040
And our extra special guest
judge

692
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,960
is someone from whom I'd buy

693
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,840
anything he tried to sell me,
Eduardo Navarrete.

694
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,280
How are you, my love?

695
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,520
How important is it
to know how to sell yourself?

696
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,040
Extremely important.
What can I say,

697
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,320
my skills have even gotten me
a five-star rating on Grindr.

698
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,120
By selling myself, that is...
-Ah, ah.

699
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,840
I'm great at selling myself.

700
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:08,560
Today our queens are the newest
stars
of the Homo Shopping Network.

701
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,800
And on the runway

702
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,320
the category is
The Four Elements.

703
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,960
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

704
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,360
-Here we go!
-Bravo!

705
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:22,560
The category is...
The Four Elements

706
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,880
Today my entire runway pays
homage

707
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,200
to the burlesque of the '30s and
'40s.

708
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:39,240
I'm wearing a wonderful coat
that represents the earth.

709
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,080
It's very comfortable,
for around the house too.

710
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,440
And inside, in the
lining, I have the fire,

711
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,960
that burns and scorches me.

712
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,920
I twirl and dance
like Isadora Duncan

713
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,840
representing the air
with fabric

714
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,080
and finally,
I'm soaking wet

715
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,040
with this bodysuit
based on Kim Kardashian's

716
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,280
Met Gala look.

717
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,360
It's so light,
I can't feel my loafers.

718
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,880
This week on the runway

719
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,320
I bring you an impressive
waterfall.

720
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,960
Earth and water,
the perfect balance.

721
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,400
And the air on my neck,

722
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,960
caressing me like
a hunk on the beach.

723
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,200
Paloma Urban Fashion.
-Paloma Urban Fashion.

724
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,440
The waterfall transforms
into a Latin bonfire

725
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,440
with lots of fire
and lots of flavor.

726
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,240
Alright, back to the tree...
The Christmas tree.

727
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,240
Earth, fire, wind
water, and heart.

728
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,040
All of them come together
to form Captain Planet.

729
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:57,400
My dress has lights,
it has its petals,

730
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,360
it has representations
of the four elements.

731
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,440
Look, it's Tyra's twin,
Lycra Banks.

732
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,240
Oh, wow!
So many effects, girl.

733
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,400
It's cosplay, it's drag,
and it's something very true

734
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,920
to the character's identity
and the four elements.

735
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,680
It's Captain,
Ms. Planet, if you're nasty.

736
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,240
Today on the runway
I'm wearing a divine wedding
dress,

737
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,760
scandalous, darling.

738
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,960
I'm a bride,
jilted at the altar.

739
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,640
That pain that's killing her
is represented by my dress,

740
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,880
which is burned.

741
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,840
I represent water
with my makeup,

742
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,600
my tears are crystal drops,
because I am a star.

743
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,240
Earth is also represented by
a bouquet of flowers.

744
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,560
Gypsy Roses.

745
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,680
And wind is represented by my
veil,

746
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,920
it got caught in some branches

747
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,760
while I was running
and fleeing from this pain.

748
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,600
Me, me, me!
-Over here!

749
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,160
I'm single...
Oh, what a mean bitch.

750
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,640
Goodbye.
-See you later, girl.

751
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,000
Today on the runway my look

752
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,240
is a goddess that has
all four elements.

753
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:17,360
I carry earth in the trunk
that runs across my abdomen

754
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,440
and the branches
coming out of my chest.

755
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,040
I carry fire in the
orange hair on my head

756
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,240
and my huge torch...

757
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:25,960
Boom!

758
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,440
-She's a fire crotch.
-How scary.

759
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,520
She's brave with all that
hairspray and polyester.

760
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,200
I carry water
represented by the fabric

761
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,400
on my arm
that representing the sea.

762
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,440
I carry air in
the bird feathers

763
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,080
coming out of my head.

764
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,040
I feel invincible and strong.

765
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,760
-La leña arde, arde.

766
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,120
My runway today

767
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,440
is serving pure craftsmanship.

768
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,440
I'm wearing a hand-painted
bodysuit

769
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,000
meticulously done by
an artist in Valencia

770
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,400
representing nature.

771
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,240
Damn those gay pigeons!

772
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,160
She looks ready to be mounted...
On my wall.

773
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,840
There you go.

774
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,680
And over the floral bodysuit,
I'm wearing a hoop structure

775
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,680
in the shape of a dress
and decorated with paintings

776
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,520
representing the four elements
with color.

777
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,480
Yes, we can-can.

778
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,200
Oh la la.

779
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,000
I come out on the runway
in a wonderful white robe

780
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,400
that imitates the sky
and in my hands I have two
scales

781
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,360
for Libra.

782
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,680
♪ Libra. ♪

783
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,200
♪ Como el sol cuando amanece,
ella es libra. ♪

784
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,920
I take off the hood,
I take off the robe

785
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,080
and I'm water.
-Oh.

786
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,520
♪ No cambié, no cambié. ♪

787
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,360
I take off the dress
with a spiral reveal.

788
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,160
No way!
-Amazing!

789
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,200
Yes!

790
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,120
And I'm the pure essence of
Sagittarius,
fire to the max.

791
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,200
Another one?

792
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,400
Uh!

793
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,680
Then I'm Lilith,
the first red-haired woman,

794
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,480
because she came from the earth.

795
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,640
The category is:
Forgot to Douche.

796
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,800
I just shit myself.

797
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,480
Thank you all very much.

798
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,880
My queens, let's start with
the first product of the night,

799
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,560
the Diva Mattress.

800
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,720
HOMO SHOPPING NETWORK

801
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:41,880
Good evening, dear viewers.

802
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:46,440
We're...
-Slutashian, that's my name.

803
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,720
And your trusted friend,
Mariana Fucks.

804
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,200
What are you doing, darling?
-Nothing, sign language.

805
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,800
You're so modern.
-Yes, we're very modern.

806
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,880
I love it.

807
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:04,480
Tired of not being able
to finger yourself properly?

808
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,280
Tired of not being able to
have memorable nights?

809
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:17,640
Tired of not having
both Javis in your bed?

810
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,920
Being single doesn't
mean your life is over.

811
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:26,120
It's a phase that's just
beginning.

812
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:30,840
The Diva Mattress
will sing you songs

813
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,480
from the diva herself,
Mónica Naranjo,

814
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,360
while it empowers you.
EMPOWER YOURSELF

815
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,720
Are you tired?

816
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:41,040
Did your last interracial orgy
TIRED

817
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,120
leave you with painful
hemorrhoids?

818
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,600
INTERRACIAL ORGY

819
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,640
Did you wreck your pussy
doing double penetration

820
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,840
and you don't know
whether to shit or vomit?

821
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:52,720
DOUBLE PENETRATION

822
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,760
The Diva Mattress.

823
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:59,520
It empowers you and makes
you a fulfilled woman.

824
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:04,560
I was a normal girl

825
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:09,000
at a special time in my life
with fantasy in my hair.

826
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:14,080
And now, with the Diva Mattress

827
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,480
I am a panther that runs free.

828
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,320
Because with the Diva
Mattress...

829
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,880
We're back in the game!

830
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,600
Send discount code

831
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,440
GIRLFRIEND to 21111

832
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,320
and you'll also receive...

833
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,000
An inflatable doll.

834
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,080
If you send PUSSY

835
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,000
to 34...
PUSSY

836
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,960
55, you get a free bag.

837
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,960
BARBIE BAG

838
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,160
And a cock ring.

839
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:54,680
COCK RING

840
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,480
And a Halloween hat.

841
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,280
HAT

842
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,240
A stole of really good fur.
FUR STOLE

843
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,040
A shitty cushion.
SHITTY CUSHION

844
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,640
OFFER

845
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,440
If you call right now,
we'll give you

846
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,400
what's in this box.

847
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:20,600
Just what the doctor ordered!

848
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,400
A double-ended dildo.

849
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:29,840
To have a really good time

850
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,280
with your girlfriends.

851
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,280
SCISSOR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS

852
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,040
♪ Amor y lujo. ♪

853
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:42,720
♪ Cuerpos de gloria. ♪

854
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,720
Oh my god, girl!

855
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,800
Let's talk with you,
Vampirashian, Mariana.

856
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,680
You had both characters very
clear from the beginning,

857
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,200
but the opposite happened.
While Vampirashian

858
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,320
kept getting smaller,

859
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,520
Mariana took the lead and
control of the situation

860
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,120
to the point where you
were totally opposite.

861
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,680
Since she had so much energy,

862
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,720
you could have taken it toward
the lady who was dozing off

863
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:19,600
and couldn't even articulate
a word and was fading away.

864
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,920
You should have been in
the background doing things,

865
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,080
falling asleep, testing the
mattress...

866
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,720
Have you seen "Women on the
Verge of a Nervous Breakdown"?

867
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,920
Remember Rossy de Palma,

868
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,840
when she was sleeping in that
hammock,

869
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,480
she stole the scene,
even though she wasn't doing
anything?

870
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,800
Well, that's the thing,
not having dialogue

871
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,880
doesn't mean

872
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,720
that you can't steal the scene.

873
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,120
I was completely hooked

874
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,800
from the moment
you were under the bed,

875
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,320
for me, it was the best
part of the whole sketch.

876
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,120
Regarding the looks,
Vampirashian, I really like

877
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,080
how you always pay homage
to your favorite era,

878
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,000
the '20s and '30s.
But there are two things

879
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,040
that don't seem as well
resolved as the rest,

880
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,360
a bit less up to par,

881
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,880
which are the fire represented
with the lining.

882
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,680
I expected it to be more fiery,

883
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,400
not just a red lining,
for it to have...

884
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,680
It's painted,
but I guess it doesn't show.

885
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,320
We can't really see it.
-It looks orange.

886
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:12,520
It looks orange.

887
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,200
You should have enhanced
it more with black tones,

888
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,280
-Reds...
-Yellows, reds...

889
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,400
And then the lower part
of the corset needs to be
adjusted,

890
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,800
especially in the rear.

891
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:27,160
And, Mariana, I really like
what the look turns into,

892
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,480
but the first one...
I really don't get it.

893
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,560
Honestly.

894
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,360
Before I start,
I want to tell you all

895
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,840
that I know you're
making a huge effort,

896
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,960
because I was a drag queen
and I still am,

897
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,680
because it's a question of
attitude.

898
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,880
I want to tell you
that I was totally seeing

899
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,080
Chelo García-Cortés and Mila
Jiménez
getting home drunk from the bar

900
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,880
because it was more Jersey Shore
than an infomercial.

901
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,680
I loved it,
you made me laugh a lot.

902
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,000
What the other judges
said is true,

903
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,320
one overshadowed the other,
but it happens,

904
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,920
when one is doing better than
the other

905
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,000
you either push through or you
go down.

906
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,680
But kisses to both. XOXO.

907
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,120
To end on a good note.

908
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,640
Thank you very much, my love.

909
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,280
Now it's time for the next
infomercial

910
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,920
let's see the Satisfryer.

911
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,920
Let's go.

912
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,680
HOMO SHOPPING NETWORK

913
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:25,720
Welcome once again to the
Homo Shopping Network.

914
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,680
Our scientists have discovered

915
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,200
a new G-spot in the palate.

916
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,000
CALL NOW!

917
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,360
Now a foodgasm

918
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,800
is just a bite away!

919
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,680
Honey, this is the last time
I dub you,

920
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,360
you need to learn the language.
I'm done with you.

921
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,440
The camera is on.

922
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:49,440
Welcome to the
Homo Shopping Network.

923
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,200
This product was invented
by some science guys

924
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,480
and now pleasure
is in the palate.

925
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,360
My clit's in my mouth now.

926
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,200
And to prove that this is really
true

927
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,360
we have a very special guest,
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

928
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,720
she is a lady named Ataulfa.

929
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:09,360
She has never had
an orgasm in her life

930
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,720
and she will have her first
orgasm live, on camera.

931
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,400
Only you and I will see it.
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932
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,520
Would you like to have an
orgasm that twists your legs

933
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,800
like a spinning top?
-Like this.

934
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,000
Ana Locking...
A finger...

935
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,400
Do you want to look
like a water Pokémon

936
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,480
when its pussy
squirts everywhere?

937
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,800
Golden shower...

938
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,320
Is it going to rain now?

939
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,920
Ataulfa.
-I'm on TV.

940
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,680
Rebe, I'm on TV!

941
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,080
My eldest daughter Mary
tricked me into coming here.

942
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,960
I was at the salon,
I still have the clips in.

943
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,760
She says...
If you're tired of your husband,

944
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,360
fry your sexual desire!

945
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,880
She spit on me.

946
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,560
With the Satisfryer!

947
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,440
It's not plugged in.

948
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:05,760
Honey, plug it in already.

949
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,720
Oh, my God, what's going on?
-What happened?

950
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,800
This machine is amazing, I love
it.

951
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,440
Ma'am, now we're going to let
you try

952
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,200
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dish on television.

953
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,960
I'm so confused with you two.

954
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,960
I'm not trying anything.
-Love, you have to try it.

955
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,240
No, fuck off!
-Open your mouth and chew.

956
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,800
Chew. Do you like it?
-I don't want to!

957
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,120
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958
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:41,120
by calling 5585,
while supplies last.

959
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,720
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960
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:45,800
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961
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,440
All this for 69.69 euros!

962
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,160
Oh, the heat's in my tits now.

963
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,640
FEEL THE HEAT

964
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,960
Oh, my groin!

965
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,880
Oh damn,
come down here, bitches,

966
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,800
I'm going to give you
what you deserve.

967
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,160
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968
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,520
Oh, yes!

969
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,520
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

970
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,960
The first three callers

971
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:13,520
What is this?
-will get this amazing crown.

972
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,520
That helps massage your brain.
Try it, Ataulfa, dear.

973
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,920
These are 3D glasses.

974
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,800
A brain massaging crown.
It's a brain massaging crown.

975
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,720
Look at that huge cock!
Let me see that.

976
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,400
-See you next time on my show.

977
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,360
Yes, see you tomorrow.

978
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,080
HOMO SHOPPING NETWORK

979
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,800
So tasteful.
-So refined, so elegant.

980
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,280
So elegant.

981
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,240
This season is turning out
to be so tasteful.

982
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:51,840
What an interview.
-Thanks for having me today.

983
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,320
Well, let's begin.

984
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,760
We went to the Werk Room
to give you a few tips

985
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,960
that could help you.

986
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,440
One was that
the characters should be
different.

987
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,280
But you decided to choose
two very similar ones

988
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,880
and you even dressed the same.

989
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,320
And we also told you:
"Watch out for the structure,

990
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,720
come up with a lot of parts,"
and you came up with two,

991
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,160
an introduction and then
everything else all at once.

992
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,920
Ataulfa's entrance went
all the way to the end,

993
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,880
without really explaining
what the Satisfryer was

994
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,240
nor was there any time
to explain who Ataulfa was.

995
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,680
And that brings me to Angelita.

996
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:31,800
Angelita's character was
different,
it was interesting,

997
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,720
but you were kind of
in between the other two

998
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:39,520
and you couldn't participate
because
you didn't know when to interject.

999
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,240
In fact, we had to come up
with Ataulfa's POV

1000
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:45,680
to explain her character because
otherwise it wasn't clear.

1001
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,680
That said, Chloe,
I have to say

1002
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,600
it's clear that you're trying to
organize

1003
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,240
and you have a natural
charisma and a natural fun

1004
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:54,920
it's delightful.

1005
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:59,080
And, La Niña, I'm very proud
of your progress.

1006
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,120
I think it's the first time
we've
seen you take a risk.

1007
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,040
Was it surrealism that
may or may not work,

1008
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:09,040
that may be liked more or less?
Sure.
But what you did was take a risk.

1009
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,200
I could tell you were having
fun.

1010
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,840
Angelita, can I ask you...

1011
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,200
I can tell you want
to say something.

1012
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,440
Girls, with all due respect,
not to be harsh or anything,

1013
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,520
but from the very beginning

1014
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,920
I told them we needed structure,

1015
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,640
I showed them how to
structure the whole sketch

1016
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:32,440
and I don't know,
just they went crazy.

1017
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,800
And I felt left behind,
like they didn't give me a
chance,

1018
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,240
often times they
didn't let me speak.

1019
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,440
Chloe do you have
something to add?

1020
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,160
It's true that it didn't
have a clear structure,

1021
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,680
but it didn't
have one from the start.

1022
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,720
And when we rehearsed,
you didn't say

1023
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:48,680
"This lacks structure," because
we all wrote the script together

1024
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,920
and you never said
"There's no structure".

1025
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,800
I can take out my notebook.

1026
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,280
We all have a notebook,
but during rehearsal...

1027
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,520
Okay, alright, it's all good.

1028
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,240
If at any point we didn't
let you speak, I'm sorry.

1029
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,680
But the lack structure
wasn't because of us,

1030
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,320
it was because none of us
gave it structure.

1031
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,680
It lacked a bit of calm
to be able to listen

1032
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,200
and include the third character.

1033
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,840
But we can debate
and then brainstorm.

1034
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,920
The same thing happened
in the Girl Group challenge,

1035
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,120
you didn't let me speak

1036
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,840
and you ignored
the ideas I proposed.

1037
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,800
That's not true, I let you
speak.
-It's true.

1038
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,360
I didn't feel comfortable
because you didn't listen to me

1039
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,320
at any point.
-Whatever you say, girl.

1040
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,440
I just want to say that when
I have to work with people,

1041
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,920
it's always helpful to make
the other person's life easier,

1042
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,720
because the better they look,
the better I always look.

1043
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,440
Girls, it seemed to me
that Chloe was able

1044
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,520
to work better in the chaos

1045
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,360
with her remarks that
were out of place

1046
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,960
and that were very silly,
but fit very well in the end.

1047
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,400
That said,
let's move on to looks.

1048
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,680
The first character is Captain
Planet.

1049
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:49,680
The idea is incredible,

1050
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:54,560
but it's literal and doesn't go
beyond the character you're
representing.

1051
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,800
And the other two looks are
representing

1052
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,080
two of my favorite looks

1053
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,720
in the history of fashion,

1054
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,920
the Alexander McQueen
dress with antlers

1055
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,440
which is absolutely fascinating,

1056
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,040
and Thierry Mugler's
Chimera dress.

1057
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,080
Donatella Versace
stole my purse.

1058
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,080
Both dresses are very, very
special.

1059
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,800
Let's go to the final group,

1060
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:23,400
with their wonderful product,
the Relief Recliner.

1061
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,800
Let's watch.

1062
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,640
HOMO SHOPPING NETWORK

1063
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,320
Good evening,
my dearest audience,

1064
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,040
another night here at the
Homo Shopping Network,

1065
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,920
where I bring you
my products,

1066
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,520
my things, my secrets.

1067
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,280
For you, always.

1068
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,520
I'm going to introduce someone

1069
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,600
who was extremely
eager to come,

1070
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,200
because you know I have
my charity in Nepal.

1071
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:54,520
For people who have difficulties
adapting to the world.

1072
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,680
Please give a big
round of applause to...

1073
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,160
Pilar.
-Pilar, Pilar. Pilar two.

1074
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,200
Pilar two.

1075
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,000
We're going to present
a product that's wonderful,

1076
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,920
it's a little chair, right?
-A recliner.

1077
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,520
It's super cute for any home

1078
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:10,640
and it matches all decors,

1079
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,720
whether you walls are textured
or smooth, wherever you want.

1080
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,680
The Relief Recliner.

1081
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:19,880
This cute recliner is
worth much more than 122 euros.

1082
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:20,880
Let's do...

1083
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,920
Over there, Pilar.
-Over there we go.

1084
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,760
This cute recliner is
worth more than 122 euros

1085
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,920
and it's great,
it does everything.

1086
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:32,480
It massages, vibrates...
It's like a carnival ride.

1087
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:37,800
This recliner gives
amazing massages.

1088
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:42,280
Level one, medium massage.
It's definitely mid.

1089
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,800
Come on, now.
Level two is stronger.

1090
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:49,160
Harder, Pilar two.
Yes, harder.

1091
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,160
The Relief Recliner.

1092
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,040
You can use it vertically,

1093
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,240
where the vibration, the
vibes and the massage

1094
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,520
are concentrated on the spine.

1095
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,520
Position number two

1096
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,640
is like an isosceles triangle.

1097
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:09,000
It focuses on massaging

1098
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,080
the entire leg.

1099
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:11,560
Pilar two, please,

1100
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,440
I'm talking about the recliner's
positions, not yours.

1101
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,480
Oh, sorry.

1102
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,440
Compose yourself,
you're on TV.

1103
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,160
And my audience deserves
respect.

1104
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,280
Pilar two, that's enough,

1105
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,160
I told you to stop making
a fool of yourself.

1106
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,080
You told me to do the positions.

1107
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,560
Not those.
Don't talk back to me.

1108
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,680
Go stage left next time.

1109
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,520
The Relief Recliner
can also be used

1110
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,920
for whatever you want.

1111
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,880
Like if you're in
the middle of a movie

1112
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,600
and you don't want
to get up to go to the bathroom.

1113
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:39,480
What?

1114
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,040
I didn't need to see that, Pilar
two.
-That's so gross, Pilar.

1115
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,640
My dearest audience,
I'll continue explaining

1116
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,080
the functions of our Relief
Recliner.

1117
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,360
It washes dishes...
Keep going.
WASHES DISHES

1118
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,080
If you thought that was all,

1119
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:57,480
you're sorely mistaken.
It also has an ice bucket.

1120
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,920
And as you know,
I always tell the truth,

1121
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:06,520
last, but certainly not least,
it's a urinal.

1122
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,080
Pilar two,
get over here right now.

1123
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,320
I caught you peeing, Pilar two.
You can't do that,

1124
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,360
because we have to sell it
to my audience.

1125
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:17,360
I have a very loyal following.
Compose yourself, and get out
there.

1126
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,600
Are we back on the air?

1127
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,440
The Relief Recliner.

1128
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:28,440
And now, Pilar, the first
person to call in

1129
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,120
will get what's inside
this silver box.

1130
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,880
What could it be?
-Probably nothing good.

1131
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,280
Oh!
-Open it, let's see it.

1132
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,320
Take it out.

1133
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,200
I think it's one of those
walkie-talkies.

1134
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,680
Are you going to call Nepal,
to see how think are going?

1135
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,000
You can also use it
to play video games.

1136
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,360
Goodbye, darling, see
you in the next episode.

1137
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:50,000
Hit that red button on the back.
-Let me see where it is.

1138
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,040
Are you getting this on camera?

1139
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,000
Hold on, Pilar two,
put on the blindfold.

1140
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,520
Pilar two, it looks like
lift off is imminent.

1141
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,600
Pilar two,
you're going forward.

1142
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,720
I'll lower you again.
-Get me down from here.

1143
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:02,160
Or how about
I lift you up more!

1144
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,760
The sky's the limit,
Pilar two!

1145
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:08,360
Pilar two you fell!
-Take that!

1146
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,840
This turd's for you!
-Well, take that!

1147
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,960
Get out of here,
you're ridiculous.

1148
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,280
Bravo!
-Bravo!

1149
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:19,760
Oh my God.

1150
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,920
Let's see.
-I loved how she said Pilar two.

1151
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,440
There's a lot to mention
here and it's all good.

1152
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,520
Amazing.

1153
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,960
You came to set
with a million ideas.

1154
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,520
You had so much prepared that,
if something didn't work,

1155
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,120
we could move on
to the next thing.

1156
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,760
It was like working with
two professional actresses.

1157
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,920
Thank you very much.

1158
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,680
You had structure and knew
you could control each part.

1159
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,680
Since you knew where
everything was going,

1160
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,800
you could go crazy
and do whatever you wanted,

1161
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:49,440
because you had it under
control.

1162
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,360
It's your night, girls.
What a team.

1163
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,640
It's like the pairing of the
year.
And here you are.

1164
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,480
Let's give it a try, Pilar two.
-I'm embarrassed.

1165
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,920
There are many cameras
here watching us.

1166
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:05,360
Regarding your looks.
Megui, it could have been a
disaster,

1167
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,920
because it's a bodysuit and
a hoop structure worn as a
dress.

1168
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,360
Totally.
-And that's it.

1169
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,920
But the sophistication it needs

1170
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,440
comes through
in that it's handcrafted.

1171
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,320
It's not the most
exciting look tonight,

1172
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,040
but I really value
the artisanal element.

1173
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,120
Thank you.

1174
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,600
Le Cocó,
I'm fascinated by your runway.

1175
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,840
That reveal was very,
very special.

1176
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:31,920
I really liked
how you did it,

1177
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,760
it was very difficult to
integrate the four elements.

1178
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,400
And you did it with great

1179
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,720
ease and efficiency.

1180
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:43,000
Thank you very much.
-It's an OVAH, darling. Bravo.

1181
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,880
OVAH, OVAH.
-Thank you very much.

1182
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,760
When a person enjoys
what they're doing,

1183
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,120
others enjoy it too.

1184
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,680
And I think we enjoyed watching
you.

1185
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,880
Truly, congratulations,
because it was amazing.

1186
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,080
Well, queens, thank you very
much.

1187
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,040
And while you untuck backstage,

1188
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,040
the judges and I will
deliberate.

1189
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,680
Great work.
-Congratulations.

1190
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:05,920
Congratulations to all of you.

1191
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,640
Come on, Pilar two, don't be
annoying.
-How embarrassing.

1192
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,320
Don't talk to me like that
in front of people. Oh my God.

1193
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,440
Angelita just told a lie.

1194
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:30,080
The three of us agreed on
the structure we set up

1195
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,400
for our commercial.

1196
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:36,800
I wanted to congratulate
Angelita,
because I think she knows exactly

1197
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,400
what to say in front of the
judges,
-Sure.

1198
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,640
to throw her teammates
under the bus.

1199
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,400
Just like you in front of the
cameras.

1200
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,560
I haven't told a single lie.

1201
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,760
Was there a lack of structure?

1202
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,720
Why didn't you say it
from the beginning?

1203
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,520
You only said it when
the Javis mentioned it.

1204
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,160
Can you please read this third
line?
-You love to talk for the camera.

1205
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,840
Be quiet for a moment.
Can you read this third line?

1206
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,400
Narrative structure.
There you go, it lacks
structure.

1207
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,800
The Javis said it.
-Come on, girl.

1208
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:05,360
Great.

1209
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,600
If you were so sure,
why didn't you stop

1210
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,120
and say, "This goes here"?

1211
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,000
Don't act like you had
it all figured out,

1212
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,480
because all you're doing
is repeating what the judges
said.

1213
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,480
I don't want to get involved
because it's not my group,

1214
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,440
but this is uncomfortable
and completely unnecessary,

1215
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,320
just like it was on the runway.

1216
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,080
I think we should stop
focusing on specific things

1217
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:29,800
and specific conflicts and
talk about the challenge.

1218
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:31,800
And the competition.

1219
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:35,880
Yes, because you're throwing
shade at
each other and it's going nowhere.

1220
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,840
I'm tired of the fact that

1221
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,360
because I don't say things
a certain way

1222
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:44,160
or express my feelings
a certain way,

1223
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,960
you all think I'm a bitch,

1224
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,760
that I'm very intense...

1225
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,360
Grow up.
It's time to get with the
program.

1226
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,120
Because that when you
can pointing fingers.

1227
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,520
You're the one
pointing fingers, Angelita.

1228
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,040
Of course I pointed
fingers at you, girl,

1229
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,920
because you dragged me
into the damn bottom.

1230
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,200
Oh, that's on me?

1231
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,280
Wasn't it that your character
was very one note?

1232
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,880
One note my ass, bitch.

1233
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,280
You had your moment
because the Javis said...

1234
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,760
Of course, they gave me a moment

1235
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:12,680
because they realized that

1236
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:15,320
you weren't including
me in the sketch,

1237
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,400
that you never let me speak

1238
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,600
and that my character didn't
have

1239
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:20,960
any moments for herself.

1240
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,920
And they said,
"Let's take her out."

1241
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,720
You didn't take advantage of it
either.
-What?

1242
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,160
You didn't take advantage of it.
-That's bullshit.

1243
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,680
I'm done. No, no, no.

1244
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,600
You're mature enough,
your balls have dropped

1245
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,360
and you can start
owning up to your mistakes.

1246
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,520
Okay? If you mess up
it's not someone else's fault.

1247
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,640
When I had a problem with you,
Mariana, what happened,
happened.

1248
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:48,120
We've already buried that
hatchet,
don't bring it up now,

1249
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,160
first of all,
it has nothing to do with this

1250
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,840
and second, I think we
also need to take some

1251
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,440
responsibility for our own
mistakes,

1252
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,120
put pride aside and say:

1253
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:01,120
"Hey, I was wrong."

1254
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:04,560
When you're in a group,
if you start together,

1255
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,400
you finish together,
until the end.

1256
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,560
It's in very poor taste to throw
shade at your teammates

1257
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,040
when things go wrong.

1258
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,720
I'm leaving.
-Groundbreaking.

1259
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,360
No, not "groundbreaking",
I always stay,

1260
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,160
the others leave
when they argue with me.

1261
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:23,560
But today, I'm leaving.
-You left the other day.

1262
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,800
I just went over there.
Today I'm leaving for real,

1263
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,560
because I'm fed up with
what's happening here.

1264
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,720
I don't want to say something
I'll regret later.

1265
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,360
Someone should
give this woman an Oscar.

1266
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,560
It's amazing how
she can steal the spotlight

1267
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:39,080
and flip the script every time

1268
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,640
to make herself the victim
or at least try to.

1269
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,800
Let's talk about the challenge,
what the judges said

1270
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,080
or whatever we feel like,
but let's drop this,

1271
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,120
because it's going nowhere.

1272
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,960
I think I'm in the bottom
tonight, honestly.

1273
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,560
I think some weeks
are better than others.

1274
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,480
And this wasn't my week,

1275
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:01,360
I didn't shine as much as
I would have liked, and that's
that.

1276
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:05,080
I think if we're in the bottom,
it's our own doing.

1277
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,440
And it's okay,
because we're human

1278
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,120
and we can't be great at
everything.

1279
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,080
But we have to accept what we
do.

1280
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,320
There's one thing I see
very, very clearly.

1281
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,640
And it's that you and
Le Cocó are in the top

1282
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,440
and that, Le Cocó, I think
this was your night.

1283
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:25,320
Yes, Le Cocó, finally.
-Without a doubt.

1284
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,760
It's your turn, girl.
-I hope so, I don't want to jinx
it.

1285
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:30,000
I hope so.

1286
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,560
I'm still amazed by
my critiques

1287
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,640
week after week
and especially this one.

1288
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,680
I'm giving the gays
what they want.

1289
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,240
I love the gays.

1290
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,360
I'm so lost about
what's going to happen.

1291
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,840
Honestly, I only know for sure
that you're in the top.

1292
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,800
So I think we should
go back out there

1293
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,560
to find out, right?
-Everyone's in the bottom!

1294
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,040
What the hell is happening here?

1295
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:59,560
My dear judges, are you ordering
all the performances tonight

1296
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,400
or do we need a refund
for some of them?

1297
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,960
Let's start with Vampirashian.

1298
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,320
She didn't do well
in this challenge.

1299
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:11,080
And then her look,
after what we're used to seeing,

1300
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,120
I wasn't blown away by it.

1301
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,480
There were some things
I liked a lot

1302
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,120
and then it started to
disappoint me.

1303
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:19,760
Mariana Stars.

1304
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,400
I think she did an excellent
job,

1305
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,920
because she was playing
a drunk girl

1306
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:28,320
but when we gave her feedback
she ran with it,

1307
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:31,280
saw a clear path
and went all out,

1308
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,120
something she's not
used to doing.

1309
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,640
But her look tonight
is one of the weakest.

1310
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,040
Let's move on to
Angelita la Perversa.

1311
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,280
She knows how to things very
well,
but precisely because of that,

1312
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,680
she has to take
the bull by the horns,

1313
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,480
get to the challenge and say:

1314
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:48,560
"You do this, you do this
and you do that,"

1315
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,920
instead of not telling us
that they didn't let her speak

1316
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,800
or didn't let her do the
structure,

1317
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,600
and letting
the whole group fall apart.

1318
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:58,840
And I have a feeling that we've
been waiting for a few weeks

1319
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,160
for something
that she's not doing.

1320
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,960
Let's talk about Chloe Vittu.

1321
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:06,920
There's an interest in being
more polished, in improving.

1322
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:11,080
I understand what she's trying
to do.
-She's listening to us.

1323
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,080
Yes, but the structure they
came up with was a disaster.

1324
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,680
We had to step in
to make the sketch work.

1325
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:20,680
But she has something very
special,
she has an innate charm,

1326
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:24,920
she has a very special
freshness and total commitment.

1327
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,400
It's time to talk about
La Niña Delantro.

1328
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,560
La Niña captivates me,
her charisma captivates me,

1329
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,960
her look captivated me.

1330
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,360
And in the challenge,
I felt like she listened to me,

1331
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,880
that she was doing something
different
from what she's done so far.

1332
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:41,040
I saw her evolve and
how she tried to do well.

1333
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,160
The look was very detailed.

1334
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:47,200
It's true that she went for
a very complicated work.

1335
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,080
You risk screwing up big time.
-Yes.

1336
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,400
And that wasn't the case.

1337
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,080
She did a great job,
she looked very beautiful.

1338
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,600
Now let's talk about
Megui Yeillow.

1339
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,920
Wow, her quick improvisation,

1340
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:02,080
her willingness to work...
They had a thousand ideas.

1341
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,600
And Megui surprises me,
she never broke character.

1342
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:09,120
And she has something
that reels you in, right?

1343
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,360
And she's tremendously
professional.

1344
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:14,320
I think it comes from dance,
perhaps, her...

1345
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,400
Discipline, right?
-Discipline.

1346
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:19,640
Dance is about discipline,
consistency.

1347
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:20,760
And you can tell.

1348
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:22,400
And now we have to talk about
Le Cocó.

1349
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:26,080
Look, that's it,
I fainted, see you later.

1350
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,160
Embalm me, I'm finished.
-Totally, it's her night.

1351
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:32,760
She shined like no one else.
She's doing...

1352
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:34,920
Seeing the role
though to the end.

1353
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,600
She spoke with clarity,

1354
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,560
had good relationship
with the camera,

1355
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,640
she was having tons of fun...
-Silence!

1356
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:45,000
Have we made our decision?

1357
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,720
More or less.
-Bring back my girls.

1358
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,240
Welcome back, queens.

1359
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:58,160
The judges and I have
deliberated
and we've made a decision.

1360
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:01,720
Megui Yeillow.

1361
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:08,360
Tonight you were
an excellent intern.

1362
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:11,840
What I don't know, Pilar two,

1363
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,200
is if the original Pilar will
like it,

1364
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,440
or if she's worried you're
coming for her job.

1365
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,280
I think she likes it.
-I like it, I like it.

1366
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:20,720
Le Cocó.

1367
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:24,640
No matter what you're selling,
we take two.

1368
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:30,720
Condragulations, you're both
the winners of the Maxi
Challenge.

1369
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,160
Pilar two, we won!
-Amazing!

1370
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:37,800
And since we could tell you
like to enjoy yourselves,

1371
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:41,440
Lelo is giving each of you

1372
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,440
a selection of their
best sex toys

1373
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:48,000
valued at 1,000 euros.
-Oh, girl.

1374
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,680
We're gonna have
so much fun girl.

1375
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,120
We can play together.

1376
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,720
Toys, girl.

1377
01:05:56,640 --> 01:06:01,680
One of you
shined in her performance

1378
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:04,480
and we're her audience.

1379
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:08,640
Le Cocó, condragulations,

1380
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:11,400
you're the winner
of tonight's episode.

1381
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,600
Yay!

1382
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:17,600
And you win 2,500 euros.
-Olé!

1383
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:21,080
Oh my God, finally.

1384
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,160
It's about time, really.

1385
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,200
Wait, not 2,500...

1386
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:30,600
Because you owe me 45.99

1387
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,800
for the cake from the other day.

1388
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,120
I'm sorry, Supremme, love.

1389
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,920
I love you a lot
and I admire you, you know that,

1390
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,200
I'm not paying 45 bucks,
I need the money more than you
girl.

1391
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,240
Sorry.

1392
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:45,160
You may go to the back of the
stage.
-Thank you very much.

1393
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:48,720
Let's go, Pilar two.
-Long live absurdity!

1394
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:50,160
That's right!
-You're absurd.

1395
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:51,800
Don't talk to me like that,
alright?

1396
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:55,240
Look, Pilar two,
I'm tired of scolding you.

1397
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,280
I didn't come here for that.
-Mariana Stars.

1398
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,760
Even though we're not
buying your look tonight,

1399
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,840
your commercial saved you.
You are safe.

1400
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,400
You may go to the back of the
stage.
-Thank you very much.

1401
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:11,640
Vampirashian.

1402
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,640
Unfortunately, tonight
we lost you a little bit.

1403
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:19,280
And we're not
used to that with you.

1404
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,440
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you're up for elimination.

1405
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,160
Angelita la Perversa.

1406
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,400
In your ad,
we felt a little bit...

1407
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,840
Lost, like Ataulfa.

1408
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:35,280
La Niña Delantro.

1409
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,200
We see the fire in you, even
though
sometimes we don't understand you.

1410
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:41,760
Chloe Vittu.

1411
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:45,680
That tacky girl inside you
wants to be a star

1412
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,560
and she has plenty of
energy to achieve it.

1413
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:51,040
But you have to learn
to pace yourself.

1414
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,040
You are safe.

1415
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:57,720
You may join the other girls.

1416
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,280
Angelita la Perversa.

1417
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:05,320
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you're up for elimination.

1418
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,720
La Niña Delantro,
you are safe.

1419
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:12,680
But remember,
the Lucky Queen

1420
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:14,720
can come into play tonight
at any moment.

1421
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:18,200
You may join the other girls,
for now.

1422
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:19,200
Thank you.

1423
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:25,200
I don't have to lip sync

1424
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:28,040
against the lip sync assassin
of the season,

1425
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,560
so I'm a little more relaxed.

1426
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,240
Two queens stand before me.

1427
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:40,240
If one of you has the Lucky
Queen,

1428
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:43,840
remember you have
ten seconds to use her

1429
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:46,400
and switch places
with La Niña Delantro.

1430
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,640
Niña, pay close attention.

1431
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:53,280
Ten seconds...
I'm so tired

1432
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:55,160
I don't want to be in
the bottom three anymore.

1433
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:58,480
Queens, you will perform
"Puedes contar conmigo,"

1434
01:08:58,480 --> 01:08:59,640
by María Escarmiento.

1435
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,760
This is your last chance to
impress us

1436
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,560
and save yourselves from
elimination.

1437
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:13,760
I have to lip sync
because of my group,

1438
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:17,040
but I have to do it
against Vampi.

1439
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,640
The time has come
for you to lip sync...

1440
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:25,080
...for your life!

1441
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:31,840
Things were going very well.
I was in the top for three
episodes,

1442
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:34,360
so this had to happen
eventually.

1443
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:37,280
It's okay, I'm bringing
everything
I've got to this lip sync.

1444
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:42,400
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

1445
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:49,720
Oh!

1446
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,760
Vampirashian, it was you
who got the Lucky Queen.

1447
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:06,440
It was me.
-It was you.

1448
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:08,920
Why did you decide
to use her today,

1449
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,920
for your first lip sync?
Don't you trust in yourself?

1450
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:12,840
I trust in myself,

1451
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:17,120
but I don't think I was able
to shine this week

1452
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:21,320
and I didn't want Sashay
because of a minor stumble.

1453
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:28,000
Luck gave you this power
and this means

1454
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:31,560
that La Niña Delantro will
have to take your place.

1455
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,400
So, queens,
please switch places.

1456
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:43,280
Vampi did what she had to do,

1457
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,320
and I'm going to do
what I have to do.

1458
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:49,160
This lip sync was meant
for me against Angelita.

1459
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,520
So, thank you, girlfriend.

1460
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:53,720
Two queens stand before me.

1461
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,760
This is your last chance
to impress us

1462
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,080
and save yourselves
from elimination.

1463
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,520
The time has come
for you to lip sync...

1464
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,120
...for your life!

1465
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:21,320
In comes Niña Delantro.
Destiny's here

1466
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,720
writing our paths,
let's see what happens.

1467
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:27,960
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

1468
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:37,600
♪ Un café con sal. ♪

1469
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:44,040
♪ Ganas de llorar. ♪

1470
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:49,520
♪ Mi mundo empezando a temblar,
presiento que se acerca el
end. ♪

1471
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:54,720
♪ And only they will remain ♪

1472
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,200
♪ the good times of yesterday.
♪

1473
01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:00,600
♪ What happened to both of them ♪

1474
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:04,520
♪ and today I just want to believe ♪

1475
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:09,920
♪ that you will remember
winter afternoons
Madrid. ♪

1476
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,520
I'm so excited.

1477
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:15,080
I'm leaning on what I know,
which is to do comedy

1478
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:17,320
and say: "You're gonna do
a little spin?

1479
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:18,520
I can do those too."

1480
01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:22,120
♪ Seeing you waiting on me
portal, ♪

1481
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:24,920
♪ sitting on the floor without
think ♪

1482
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:28,680
♪ that you can count on me. ♪

1483
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:33,360
♪ There was never evil. ♪

1484
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,200
I'm having a great time

1485
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,440
and I know perfectly well that
I don't have to rely

1486
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:43,000
on being pretty and dancing
against Angelita

1487
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,560
I just have to be funny,

1488
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:46,840
and that's what I'm doing.

1489
01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,920
♪ And only they will remain ♪

1490
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,360
♪ the good times of yesterday.
♪

1491
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:53,600
Come on, Girl!

1492
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:55,960
♪ What happened to both of them ♪

1493
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,560
♪ and today I just want to believe. ♪

1494
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,720
Oh shit, she's gonna break the
light,
she'll break it.

1495
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:13,240
Let's go!

1496
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:18,600
♪ What will you remember
winter afternoons
Madrid, ♪

1497
01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,560
♪ the whole nights without
sleep. ♪

1498
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,880
♪ Life happened and I felt ♪

1499
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:27,600
♪ que me iba a morir de amor, ♪

1500
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,600
♪ al verte esperando en mi
portal, ♪

1501
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,680
♪ sentado en el suelo sin
pensar ♪

1502
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:36,840
♪ que puedes contar conmigo. ♪

1503
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,360
Amazing, girl!

1504
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:41,600
Bravo!

1505
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,320
My queens,
condragulations to you both.

1506
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,920
I'll see what the judges have to
say,
and I'll make my decision.

1507
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:08,960
La Niña Delantro.

1508
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:11,160
Shantay, you stay.

1509
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:17,720
Thank you so much.

1510
01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:19,600
Thank you.

1511
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:23,320
I'm sorry, girl.

1512
01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,360
Angelita la Perversa.

1513
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:34,120
Thank you for bringing
drag history to this show,

1514
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:38,640
for reminding us
where we come from

1515
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:42,120
and for being present.

1516
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:46,640
I'm sorry, Angelita,
but for now, Sashay away.

1517
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:48,960
Thank you for everything

1518
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:52,600
you've given me
during this experience.

1519
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:54,560
You're a wonderful panel of
judges.

1520
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:57,760
And not just the judges,
you're all an amazing team,

1521
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:00,680
I'll always carry you in my
heart.

1522
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:02,440
Thank you and see you soon.
I love you.

1523
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:04,040
Bye.

1524
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,600
I really saw myself in the
finale,

1525
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:20,440
what I didn't imagine
was going home

1526
01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:22,080
because of others,
but what can you do?

1527
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:23,800
Another experience.

1528
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:27,520
My time in the competition
has been wonderful,

1529
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:31,000
I've laughed, cried,
had fun, worked hard

1530
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,960
and I feel really happy

1531
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:35,240
with everything I've been
able to contribute to the show.

1532
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:37,760
You've seen a straightforward
Angelita la Perversa,

1533
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:39,240
the most real of all.

1534
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:42,840
I'm very true to my principles
and I love who I am.

1535
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:50,880
This isn't the end,
just a little break,

1536
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:54,400
so keep an eye on me,
there's still much more to see.

1537
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,680
Who cares what I do?

1538
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,280
Who cares what I say?

1539
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:06,880
This is how I am
and this is how I'll stay.

1540
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:10,240
And I'll never change!

1541
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:13,120
Let the music play!

1542
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:38,400
I dropped this thing.

1543
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,280
Pilar two, for God's sake,
cut the bullshit!

1544
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:41,840
I'm so embarrassed.

1545
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:43,880
I hope you didn't get that on
film!

1546
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,600
Next week on
Drag Race España...

1547
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:50,480
Prepare your best outfits

1548
01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:52,280
because we're going to a gala,

1549
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:54,280
for the Marichocho Awards.

1550
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:57,880
You'll have to prepare
your best acceptance speech

1551
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,640
to roast the other girls.

1552
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,320
Including the eliminated queens.

1553
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:06,960
The Axis of Evil
better get ready.

1554
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,280
Don't go there, girl!

1555
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:19,400
That was a great display of
talent, control and power.

1556
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:21,720
That was a professional level
performance.

1557
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:25,560
I think you did very well
because you could laugh at
yourself,

1558
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:29,120
but that's not what
we're looking for in a roast.

1559
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:32,480
I think this challenge
lacked substance.

1560
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:33,800
Today was a mess.

1561
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,160
I think I'm going to get up
and walk out.